Searching the Oscars

Here’s what everyone was searching for today, the day of the 80th Academy Awards:Now I have a few comments about these.7. Oscar Ballot- OK, this one makes sense given that the Oscars are tonight10. Gerorge Clooney’s Girlfriend- Don’t you people have anything better to search for than other people’s girlfriends?29. Sneaky Castro- First off, the whole Castro thing happened on like Tuesday, why are people searching for it now? And second off, why are you searching for sneaky and not Fidel or Raul? 38. Watch Oscars Online- This raises a great question, why can’t I watch the Oscars online? Come on Academy, get your act together.46. Jon Stewart- I wonder why he was so popular today. I think it might have to do with the fact that he’s hosting the Oscars.48. Titler- John Stewart made a joke at the beginning of the show about the failed run for President by Mr. Titler. Most intelligent people immediately realized that it was a joke. Sadly, enough people thought he was being serious that they decided to search for him, that it ended up on the top searches of the day. 57. Ellen Paige- If your gonna search for people, at least learn to spell there name. Might I add that the proper spelling “Ellen Page” didn’t even make it onto the list.76. RedCarpet.com- Um, why are you searching for a website when you know the address of the site? That’s the most pointless thing ever. 83. Miley Cyrus Oscars- Why did she even get invited to the Oscars, let alone allowed to present an award? What significant movies has she worked on? NONE!98. Oscar Tickets- Sorry to break it to ya, but it’s pretty much impossible to get tickets unless you “know someone.” At this point though, even if you know the head of the Academy, you still won’t be able to get in.And, that’s what the world was searching for today.